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Just Die Already is a chaotic sandbox game from the creators of Goat Simulator, where you step into the shoes of a feisty senior citizen in a future where the population has dwindled and there’s no one left to fund pensions. The millennials, who are more interested in gaming than working, have left the elderly to fend for themselves. Kicked out of your retirement home and with no one to rely on, you must navigate a world that seems to want you gone.
How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already?
To make matters worse, your eviction from the retirement home means you need to tackle dangerous challenges and explore the world to earn “retirement tickets” for free care. With society’s expectations weighing heavily on you, isn’t it time you live a little dangerously?
Features
- Be Old, Be Bold: Embrace the role of a cantankerous, fragile senior. Channel your inner grandparent and revel in the freedom of being unapologetically old.
- BREAK A LEG… BREAK A NECK: Experience the perils of old age in a world where anything can break you—and you can break anything.
- DON’T TRY THIS AT (RETIREMENT) HOME: Face off against risky challenges you’d never attempt at home. Can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on a target? How about losing your head, grabbing it, and using it as a weapon?
- ONE MISSION: RETIRE!: Complete perilous tasks to earn rewards and qualify for a proper retirement home. Pro tip: Try to stay in one piece to enjoy it!
- SANDBOX MULTIPLAYER: Go solo or team up with up to 4 players online. Collaborate on challenges or unleash mayhem and rip your friends’ limbs off!
- BE OLD. TWICE: Experience the life of an old person. So good, we mentioned it twice.
- LIMITLESS INTERACTION: Explore a wide range of objects. From giant trouts and trampolines to guns, electrical wiring, and fireworks—everything can be used to create chaos.
- EMBRACE YOUR INNER BOOMER: Create mayhem for the millennial and zoomer populations (Generation X, we see you). NPCs react based on their age—some will cheer, while others will flee in terror.
- THE GAME CAN BE AS CRAZY AS YOU: The detailed city is packed with secrets and hidden paths that invite exploration and quirky experimentation.
- OLD. PERSON.: Okay, this really is the last time we promise.
- ONE MORE THING!: Did we mention you can find a glue gun to attach fireworks to a bike and ride it? Or disrupt traffic to cause car explosions? Or attach wings to your arms and take flight? The possibilities are endless!
Release Date: May 20, 2021
System Requirements
Minimum:
- Processor: Intel Core i5 3470 @ 2.9GHz / AMD FX-6300
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 750 Ti / AMD Radeon R7 260X
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Disk Space: 2.5 GB available space
- System: Windows 8 or higher
Recommended:
- Processor: Intel Core i5 9400F @ 2.9GHz / AMD FX-6300
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 760 / AMD Radeon R9 270X
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Disk Space: 2.5 GB available space
- System: Windows 10
Feel free to adjust any details to better fit your needs!
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